don't smell my feet

It's hard to keep myself from singing the "Trick or Treat" song but with the smell my feet and pulling down underwear bits it's also hard to feel good about teaching my kids the song. So a couple Halloweens ago, on the very long drive home from Wyoming where we'd spent Halloween, Heath and I made up some new words:

Trick or Treat! I look neat;
Give me something good to eat.
I like turkey, and I like cheese,
But tonight I want some candy please!

So much more polite, and so cute when Attalie sings it (Note to self: get video of that!)